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January 9 2012

tomaskosauce: damnyourlove: “So you think whoever owns this wench might willing to part with military information for her return?” Leif asked, his hand firmly on the helm as he kept the thirty-foot riverboat straight upon its course. Uh….ok… It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy. greattt “Solve the initial value problem (insert ivp here) and determine the interval in which the solution exists.” Well fuck.  And not literally.

tomaskosauce:

damnyourlove:

“So you think whoever owns this wench might willing to part with military information for her return?” Leif asked, his hand firmly on the helm as he kept the thirty-foot riverboat straight upon its course.

Uh….ok…

It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.

greattt

“Solve the initial value problem (insert ivp here) and determine the interval in which the solution exists.”

Well fuck.  And not literally.

(Source: loveclaire)

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