waiting for my moment.

my sense of humor is quite strange

• Him: After spending four hours down in the clinic, I'm back!
• Me: oh shipmate, hope you are feeling all well and such soon! (slash, hope the clinic hasn't tried to kill you yet today)
• Him: Oh, it was just a pre commissioning physical. nothing bad
• Me: well that is good, it would be kinda depressing if you were suddenly missing a leg or something.
• Me: You know it is gonna be a bad day when you wake up and can't find a limb...
• Him: Yeah, that was a bad day...