waiting for my moment.: Archive

Jan 24th

Jan 20th

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So we have to read a book on leadership for one of my classes this semester, and apparently my default setting today on Amazon is all things in the “gay and lesbian” category. Whatevskies, thought it might be interesting, get a book that is more than some asshole spouting off their opinions on leadership and maybe something that has actual value perhaps? Hmmm except that all books...

Jan 17th

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Hey, I mean I guess being too lazy to walk a...

Right?

Jan 15th

Jan 9th

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“I’ve noticed that very few people are scary once they’ve been poked...”

– Dr. Temperance Brennan from Bones

Dec 28th

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So what.

My snow is blue because my background is white. WHATEVER I’m cool.

Dec 24th

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Dec 21st

There are some wonderful things on the internets. →

and then again other times you are just like …?

Dec 18th

I feel like our timing is always off...

But maybe things will work as well as they have so far..

Dec 9th

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The things I think about:

Women go to the bathroom in herds to get society used to this. Then, on her wedding day, when a bride takes her maid of honor into the bathroom with her so that she doesn’t pee on her wedding dress, people won’t think it strange. And after she gets married, a woman can’t simply stop taking her girls to the bathroom with her because otherwise people might get suspicious. And it...

Dec 4th

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Been on the train for four hours so far...

and studying diffeq seems to be doing quite well for keeping strange people from sitting with me. I’m sitting in the aisle seat, got my shit all spread out across the two seats, headphones in jammin’ out, furiously mathing away, and some stations I even pretend to have fallen asleep on my math so obviously you don’t want to wake a poor sleeping girl who was so dutifully studying...

Dec 4th

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Congrats dude inviting me to an IMSA reunion...

You managed to send me a long winded email about IMSA alumni and other awesome (not) things and something mentioning a party which you conveniently forgot to include the date of, so I had to go click the link to rsvp because now it was bothering me that you could forget such an integral part of a party. Oh btw, can’t go, I’ll be taking finals then. Kthanxbai, dude.

Nov 28th

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It sucks when you are the one in the relationship...

Well, not that I know, but it probably sucks to have mono too.

Nov 28th

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Of the hospital bills I have received so far...

The total is over $20,000 (holy fuck!) TriCare (military insurance) paid less than half of that (hope the hospital wasn’t thinking they were gonna make money off of me…) I paid zero. Well, at least there was something good in all that mess.

Nov 27th

I'm so cool I can now do 80 sit ups (not in a row)...

Nov 15th

my sense of humor is quite strange

Him: After spending four hours down in the clinic, I'm back!
Me: oh shipmate, hope you are feeling all well and such soon! (slash, hope the clinic hasn't tried to kill you yet today)
Him: Oh, it was just a pre commissioning physical. nothing bad
Me: well that is good, it would be kinda depressing if you were suddenly missing a leg or something.
Me: You know it is gonna be a bad day when you wake up and can't find a limb...
Him: Yeah, that was a bad day...

Nov 9th

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smallpox smells like ass

Nov 9th

I'm nothing if I'm not excellent at...

Nov 5th

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I can’t decide if I want to cry myself to sleep or just curl up in a ball and die.

Oct 18th

“Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once,...”

– Jack Handey

Oct 14th

Oct 13th

Watch

gotta love southwest.

Oct 12th

If my life were a game of monopoly, I just paid...

Oct 11th

A rhinestone randomly appeared on my bed today.

Oct 11th

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Oct 11th

Sep 21st

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Today I learned that my boyfriend and I are the cutest couple on campus. This is the second time I’ve been half of a so deemed Cutest Couple, and lets just say I plan on making this one work out a whole lot better than the last one.

Sep 19th

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Sep 17th

For the first time in my life, I think I used a...

Sep 13th

You know, ever since joining the military, when I go out into the normal world (well, should I say outside the base on which the Academy resides) I have met some of the nicest people in the world. In high school, if our soccer team went on a trip, the only people who would do anything for us was our parents. Here, someone will drive you an hour to the airport on their day off simply so you can...

Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

I was never really one to worry about my weight...

As long as my body shape was how I wanted, I felt good. But still, losing 18 pounds after surgery has been such a confidence booster.

Sep 13th

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It is a good thing my dad works almost always from home now, otherwise my mother and I would be constantly fighting. And let’s face it, I could so take my mother even if I were blindfolded, hands tied behind my back, legs chained together, and strapped to a chair.

Aug 8th

why am I always so jealous of other people’s lives? why do I so fervently wish I could be someone else?

Jul 27th

Dear Mom,

I just got home from three months at sea. I’m on leave right now. I don’t want to hear about the Swabs of 2015.

Jul 24th

Being back in the States is such a wonderful...

Can’t wait to get home tonight :]]]

Jul 23rd

Jun 9th

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Please, remind me again how exactly it is that I am a real human being? It seems to me that I have problems interacting with people like anyone else in the world does.

Jun 9th